A blind man enters a blondes bar by mistake .
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud
Voice, ” Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ” Before you
Tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind,
That you should know five things: One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler ..
Five: I’m a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black
Belt in karate, and a very bad attitude!
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke ?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
” Nah. .. Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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