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Superb quotes.... Time Pass...!!


Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called
"Saints"

But now they are called..

"IT professionals"




2
An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:

" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"




3.
Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present..

Its just that,
One loves too much,

and

The other loves too many,



4.
Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!




5.

Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!



6.

What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new

and

Just few hours left for your exams..!



7.

Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!



8.
Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"

Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!




9
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!

Applicant: What is it?

Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"



10
A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee...

...... Leave them to us

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