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12-13-2008, 03:28 PM
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Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls
hostel pulling cigerette... ? "

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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be
fallen down.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried
to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around [COLOR=orange! important][COLOR=orange! important]college[/COLOR][/COLOR]"

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and
erased the board

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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us....

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my [COLOR=orange! important][COLOR=orange! important]friend[/COLOR][/COLOR] wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. [COLOR=orange! important][COLOR=orange! important]Computer[/COLOR][/COLOR] how understand??

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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

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thank u for sharing...
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Funny ones. Thanks
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12-15-2008, 02:02 AM #5
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hey that's funny dude... reading this I remembered Something

when i was in engineering (b.tech) my ENGLISH professor said this

if u don't shut your talking .... i will throw window out of you....
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its funny dude
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thanx for sharing dude. navvaleka naa pani ayipoyindi. malli malli thanku
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