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Old 08-21-2008, 11:07 AM   #1
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Girl' is the only thing about which brain uses maximum resource but comes with no output.



Rahul was waiting for his love ...
"30 minutes late!!” his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"

"Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her ... all moody and stuff .... Oh there she is"

"Scold her OK?” his brain adviced.

"OK I will try"

Sweet Ramya comes with the cutest smile and says "I’m sorry honey ... I was shopping for shoes ... totally forgot about you"

"What if you had said that line buddy?” shouted his brain ... "she would have had a nervous breakdown"

Rahul ignored his brain ... "Its OK honey ... it’s only half an hour ... no problem"

She smiled once again... held his hand and asked "Hope you remember what occasion is today"

"OMG!!!” thought Rahul ....

"Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I don’t care about"

Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different parts ... parallel processing .. Multiple search .......... complete memory scan.

Ramya stared at Rahul.... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2 minutes now ... u OK?"

"Huh!!!” he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong ... was lost in thought"

"No records found", said the brain ...

"Damn!!” thought Rahul

"So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?” she asked.

Rahul is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?” Said the brain

"OK OK ...stop pushing me"

"Honey ... U know my lousy memory ... I guess I can’t recall what today is"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” she shouted ... and started crying.

"How could you forget!!? ..... It’s my doggy's birthday"


"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A moment of silence.

His entire brain staff was laughing at him.

Rahul was dumbfounded.
"What the hell am I supposed to do know?” he asked his brain.

"Damage control sequence initialized ... don’t worry our specialist will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"

"Better do it fast ...Brainy"

The brain was working at 90% capacity.... gathering and analyzing all data on 'How to handle women?'

Finally an answer was computed and communicated to Rahul.

He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggy's bday ... how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"

She looked up with utter surprise...
"HUH!!!!!!! ....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"

She stood up angrily and left.
Rahul and his brain were left there clueless....

"Ah! Screw u guys... I'm going home", said his brain and left.

 
Old 08-23-2008, 08:17 AM   #2
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crazy girl..
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Old 08-24-2008, 02:20 PM   #3
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hahhaha lol
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Old 08-24-2008, 03:47 PM   #4
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nice............
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Old 08-29-2008, 07:49 PM   #6
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Old 08-31-2008, 05:35 AM   #7
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girlfrnds andaru anteee...

vaallu cheste right ade pani manam cheste wrong.... hmmmm

vaaalla jimmadiponu... vaalla brains crash aiponu.....
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Old 08-31-2008, 05:40 AM   #8
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Old 08-31-2008, 07:52 AM   #9
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girlfrnds andaru anteee...

vaallu cheste right ade pani manam cheste wrong.... hmmmm

vaaalla jimmadiponu... vaalla brains crash aiponu.....



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Old 09-13-2008, 04:55 AM   #10
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yes bhana chepindhi correct
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