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07-06-2008, 09:12 AM
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1. Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called.. "IT professionals" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt: " If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love.. Love is always present..Its just that,One loves too much and The other loves too many, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..! BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. Philosophy of life At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD, Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. What is a Fear? Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer" No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes? Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only girl I ever loved.!" Boy: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9. After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..! Applicant: What is it? Interviewer: Its called the "door..!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company.. Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee... ..... Leave them to us --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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