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07-06-2008, 09:12 AM
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1. Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot
his food,forgot laughter were called "Saints"

But now they are called..

"IT professionals"
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2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:

" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has
fallen off"

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3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..Its just that,One loves too much and
The other loves too many,
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4. Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my
salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the
company..!

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5. Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

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6. What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new

and

Just few hours left for your exams..!

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7. Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise
man cannot answer"

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

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8. Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only girl I
ever loved.!"

Boy: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!

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9. After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: "
WE do have an opening for you..!

Applicant: What is it?

Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

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10. A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...

..... Leave them to us

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hahaaha....tooo gud kishen
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WoW kish..Gud ones ...
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Funny.........
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very good dude haaHAhah
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nice one chap.....keep coming.......
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