awesome reply...2 a young and pretty lady

noyznvoyz · #1 06-29-2009, 11:27 AM

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

*Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?*

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k
annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary
of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is
not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual
salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry
rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual
income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to
move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ?
) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names
and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a
few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able
to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

*Awesome reply:*

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out
there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse
your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than
$500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm
not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a
bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put
the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and
"money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and
square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but
my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income
might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you
are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried
10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will
sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same
goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but
in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value
will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a
fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that
you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you
could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This
has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me...

signed,
J.P. Morgan

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Mourya · 06-30-2009, 06:30 PM #2

????????

raj_nandu · 07-04-2009, 10:46 PM #3

funny

kesineni · 07-05-2009, 04:55 AM #4

Quote:

Originally Posted by noyznvoyz

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

*Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?*

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k
annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary
of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is
not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual
salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry
rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual
income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to
move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ?
) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names
and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a
few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able
to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

*Awesome reply:*

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out
there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse
your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than
$500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm
not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a
bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put
the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and
"money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and
square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but
my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income
might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you
are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried
10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will
sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same
goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but
in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value
will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a
fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that
you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you
could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This
has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me...

signed,
J.P. Morgan

plz say thankz or reply, if u like my post

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